Would you rather...?

Kiss the policeman.

Would you Kill your sasuke brother, and know that he'll grow up a mass murderer or would you rather kill the entire clan and know that you'll be known as a mass murderer.

Kill Sasuke's bro.

Would you rather have the most stupidest dude touch your private or would you rather have a homosexual touch your private?

Looooll

Uh.. I guess I'll go with the "most stupidest dude" option. >.>

Would you rather go down with your ship and die with honor, or jump into shark-infested waters and risk getting eaten as you swim to the nearest life boat?

Jump. Sharks don't actually target human beings unless we're bleeding or they think we look like something they would normally eat.

Would you rather go to hell but be able to pick which level/ring/whatever you believe it's divided into you go to, or spend eternity in Limbo with no one as company?