Would you rather...?

Hello, hello! This is the "Would you rather..or..?" game! It's simple, really. You post a 'Would you rather..or..?' and the person who posts below chooses one of the two options and posts his own 'Would you rather...or...?'. Note that the options should be both undesirable; one worse than the other. It makes it funnier this way. But you can post normal things, too.

I'll make the start.

Would you rather eat insects that are alive or lick peanutbutter from the street?

The latter. I luffles teh peanutbutter.

Would you rather... Eat nails for cereal, or watch your house along with your family and all of your possessions burn to the ground?

Eat nails.
Would you rather...

Kill your dog or watch someone else kill your dog.

If I had a dog, I'd watch someone else kill my dog and then kill that bastard. D=<

Would you rather walk around your city naked or participate for a month in this TV show 'The teletubbies [NOT with a costume]'?

walk around the city naked ( the teletubbies scare me) ._.

Would you rather eat a sandwich with rotten eggs in it or eat a a bowl of living worms

The worms. Eggs make me sick even without being rotted. xD

Would you rather kill the one you love the most or your family?

Family. All the way. Fuck 'em.

Would you rather live your entire life backwards like Merlin, or live your entire life forwards in a span of ten minutes.

Entire life backwards.

Would you rather...get a nut shot, or shot in the leg?

That depends. Do you mean nut shot as in just getting hit in the nuts or being shot there?

If the former: Nut shot. Less bleeding, I can still move, and I barely feel nut shots anyway.

If the latter: Shot in the leg. Less bleeding.

You didn't post anything.

Would you rather kiss a monkey or a horse? [With tongue.] xD

monkey~ more like a human~ and hope its female~ xD

would you rather eat the worst thing in the world or kiss the person that you hate the most.? =P

Kiss the person I hate the most. They don't exist. I don't hate ^-^

Would you rather lose your virginity to an inanimate, and extremely uncomfortable object, or live a long and lonely life as a virgin?

Um. I'm not answering that? >> Embarrassing subject to talk about?

Would you rather burn in hell as a sinner or go to heaven and be ass-raped by a gay angel?

I'm already in hell, can't get much worse.

Would you rather jump from a five storey building or watch your love get eaten by sharks?

im ridin solo~ miahahahaha ~ =P

Would you rather kill your very best friend or watch him/her kissing with your love one?

Kill my bestfriend. My bestfriend wouldn't do that anyway.

Would you rather marry the person you don't love or live your life lonely and alone?

someone i dont love. then i dont feel bad and regret doing something bad

would you rather eat a slug or break 4 ribs

Eat a slug

Would you rather.........hm.................

Would you rather have to speak everything on your mind, or never speak again?

Speak what's on my mind.

Would you rather..

Slam your Sternum in or Kiss a dog on the ass. While it is shitting.

Sternum, I suppose....

Would you rather listen to Cody Simpson or Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber. His voice is such a high pitch it's like a dog whistle, I can't hear it anyway.

Would you rather lose all four limbs, and be unable to ever die, or die three times a day everyday for fourty years?

Crap... uh, I'd rather loose all four limbs.. o.O

Would you rather be ageless, and unable to die, or lose the lover of your life?

ageless and unable to die. bwahahahha!

Wwould you rather go to a 5 star hotel and be pampered...but get lice or go sleep on the streets with a hobo as a blanket and find the meaning of life.

go sleep on the streets with a hobo as a blanket and find the meaning of life.

Would you rather sleep in a cage full of cockroach or swim in the dirtiest river?

Swim in the dirtiest river.

Would you rather... live in ONE garbage can with a hobo and musn't escape or would you kiss a police man/woman which has alot of hair, even on places you can't imagine?