Corrupt A Wish!

Okay, so here is how the game works. You make a wish, then the person after you corrupts your wish and then that person makes a wish. Its a cycle.

Example:

Me: I wish for a new laptop.

Random person: Granted. But it gets corrupted and refuses to turn on.
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I wish for a new ipod.

granted but your ipod has been infected and any song that is downloaded automatically turns into Carmel Dansen, the volume is always max, and you cannot turn it off.



I wish for a good life :D

granted but the good life only last for about 1 week then you get IRS and all the goverments chasing you getting incureble disiases and goes to jail when they capture you.

i wish for a long good rich life and that this wish cannot be corrupted in anyway :P

granted, but then you get arrested for claiming to be dead as a tax dodge, and spend the next 20 years in the state pen with your 7'2" 300lbs. cellmate named Bubba, who's as gay as they come and has a hankerin for ur arse

I wish for a better phone

You get the best phone in the universe unfortunately you do not have a battery or any other means to charge such technology; so it's more or less a high tech paper weight.



I wish for a fish!

Granted, but when you get the fish, it looks inresistably yummy, and when you ate it, it killed you.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted in any way.

Granted, but that wish will not be granted.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the world peace only lasts for a week and the world crashes into ruins after World War III.

I wish that Hayley Williams was my sister.

Granted, but she will sing songs about having a terrible person to a sister.

I wish to find the apple tree of wisdom

granted but when you eat the apple you realize it was poisonus and you die a painful death

i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted, but the wish was that everything was in destruction, and you get killed by a man named Bubba, a jail prisoner who escaped.

I wish people didn't have to fight.

Granted as a sect would to grow big and become world known, which preached of god and peace. The population of the world would become brainwashed by them and live in harmony. Until the corrupted leader would order everyone to commit mass suicide.

I wish I wasn't a prisoner of fate

Granted, but now you're a prisoner of chaos.

I wish for a new ipod.

Granted. It blew up eight seconds after you purchased it in front of a Best Buy guy, and he pointed at you and laughed his ass off, he had a heart attack, and you got his hospital bill, which was eight times what you paid for the ipod.

I wish for.. One penny.

You get the penny, but you drop it down a woman's blouse and her boyfriend shoots you in the thigh.

I wish that I could sleep and not sleep at will.

Wish granted, but in your waking hours you find yourself to be exhausted, and your sleep is eternally restless.

I wish I could possess the emotions of nature itself.