King of the Hill

The rules are very simple, all you have to do is get the King of the Hill off their hill, and claim it's yours. Everyone gets booted off so don't get discouraged. You can use whatever to get the King off the hill. Just make sure it's still appropriate please. Ok let's start w/ me as King (or queen but whatever).


Airlia sits on the hill.

"This is my hill!"

Sakon gets a bull dozer and moves the hill " now its mine"

I clone the hill to distract you away from the real hill to the clone, then it just disappears, you go home crying, and I claim it as my own. My hill.

i blow up your hill and go find another one

my pokes you into an endless chasm. my hill

I push you all off and then get my pet skunks. my hill...don't get sprayed

i kill them all, then poke you into a endless chasm as well.

They spray you in the eyes before you can do anything. Now you are blind and you smell. (you see how i feel...minus the smelling.)

I eventually gain my site back, dress in a skunk-proof suit and throw them into the endless chasm with you. my hill

Airlia uses Summoning Jutsu:Loyal Companion. Ookami, her summoning wolf, tackles Lee and buries him.

"My hill now"

I tame it and it kills you. my hill

I spray pepper spray in your face you run away ... my hill

Airlia uses Fire Style: Fire Spin Jutsu to burn and knock Ukon Sakon off the hill.

"My hill!"

Sakon climbs the hill and pushes Airlia off . My Hill

rucanmaru comes in with a flamethrower lites sakon on fire then kicks him off
My hill

Sakon jumps in a pond then gets a car and runs rucanmaru off the hill. My Hill

rucanmaru gets in a fight jet and hits sakon at 200 mph then jumps out of jet and lands on hill
My hill

Sakon tunnels up through the hill and knocks Rucanmaru off with his shovel . My Hill

rucanmaru goes to nasa steals a space ship and crashs it on the hill turning the hill into a rock takes the rock
My hill

Sakon ties Rucanmaru to a chair and throws him off the hill . My Hill

rucanmaru goes up the hill hits sakon with a guitar then kicks him off the hill
My hill

Sakon presses a red button and a satilite crashes out of orbit and squashes Rucanmaru . My Hill

rucanmaru claps his hand and 100 ninja with katana's come and beat and cut slice sakon
My hill

Sakon whistles and a stampede of cows knock Rucanmaru off the hill . My Hill

all of a sudden a gate to the underworld opened for no reason and sucked sakon in
My hill